Dear Leah,
I didn’t quite know how to tell you this so I figured I would just come out with it. I’m pregnant. I’m pretty sure it’s yours. I’m gonna go ahead and blame this on tequila because it seems like a reasonable thing to blame in this situation. Your mom is going to be so pumped. She’ll probably start knitting baby clothes. If she does I want that Link outfit on the internets.
Love, your friend,
Elaine
In a few months, the damn medic will be camping your spawn point.
OH SHI– YOU SAID THIS COULDN’T HAPPEN!
In all seriousness, I am so very happy for you and Don. You guys will make great parents, and I will do my best to be the crazy drunk aunt that everyone needs.
DOOD! Congrats!!!
Leah: being the crazy drunk aunt is the BEST! I’ve been that for my nieces and nephews for years!
Dibs on being the problem Uncle! Between Leah and I that kid is in trouble.
DIVORCE?!?
If the kid’s first words are “Videoooo Gamesssssss” then a paternity suit may be in order.
Congrats Elaine and Her Peanut Butter Jelly Time Partner (I can’t remember his name! Doh!)
Call it Fox if its a boy or Tidus if it’s a girl =)
Omg thats going to be the best baby in the world
I saw this on the Platform Nation forums and couldn’t decide if it was a joke or for realz. Now I know!
Super congratulations!!
It’s tough raising a kid in a divorced household, but I think you two life partners can do it!
But seriously, this is great news. Maybe your kid and my kid can kill each other in Halo 5 someday.
OMG what a blessing. Sans the fact no more booze for a while. Congrats.
Many many congratulations to the both of you. I’m sure the little tike will be weaned on Super Mario Brothers from the age of 0.
Congrats Elaine and Don from a newish listener!