Some Other Castle Does The XBox ONE Reveal

Because we thought this was funny, here is the (almost) unedited chat log between me and Elaine yesterday during the reveal. There are lots of capital letters and things do not make much sense at times. Enjoy!

(1:05:37 PM) Elaine: i have a crush on Don Mattrik
(1:05:41 PM) Elaine: UNHEALTHY CRUSH
(1:05:58 PM) Leah: hahahah
(1:06:08 PM) Elaine: that motherfucker WEARS a suit
(1:06:10 PM) Elaine: BOOM
(1:06:33 PM) Elaine: simple, instant, complete
(1:06:36 PM) Elaine: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
(1:06:40 PM) Leah: If John Madden were to show up at this conference, I would literally shit myself
(1:06:50 PM) Elaine: He would fuck the shit out of that new xbox
(1:06:56 PM) Leah: hahahaha
(1:06:58 PM) Elaine: with that green screen all behind him
(1:07:01 PM) Elaine: BOOOOOOOMMMMMM
(1:07:07 PM) Elaine: OMG STOP SAYING ONE
(1:07:10 PM) Elaine: WE GET IT MOTHER FUCKER OMG
(1:07:11 PM) Elaine: OMG
(1:07:12 PM) Elaine: OMG
(1:07:16 PM) Elaine: XBOX ONE
(1:07:19 PM) Elaine: FUCK.YOU.MS.
(1:07:27 PM) Leah: They should have just stuck with XBox
(1:07:34 PM) Elaine: that looks like my DVR
(1:07:49 PM) Elaine: I cannot keep up with my twitter feed now
(1:07:51 PM) Leah: I do. not. care. what the box looks like
(1:07:55 PM) Leah: I’m not even looking at it
(1:07:58 PM) Elaine: me neither
(1:08:00 PM) Elaine: oooo controller
(1:08:02 PM) Elaine: i care about that
(1:08:02 PM) Leah: I have the Giant Bomb feed up
(1:08:05 PM) Elaine: ME TOO
(1:08:06 PM) Leah: Now I do care about the controller
(1:08:07 PM) Elaine: I LOVE YOU
(1:08:17 PM) Leah: Because that part actually matters
(1:08:18 PM) Elaine: ryan’s confused face is so good
(1:08:28 PM) Elaine: FULL MONTY
(1:08:32 PM) Leah: lol
(1:08:37 PM) Elaine: LOOK AT MY FUCKING TECHNOLOGICAL COCK MOTHERFUCKERS
(1:08:56 PM) Leah: That is a big motherfucking Kinect
(1:08:59 PM) Elaine: yes
(1:09:03 PM) Elaine: it’s ugly but also i don’t give a shit
(1:09:15 PM) Leah: I am concerned about how well it will work in a small space
(1:09:20 PM) Leah: I have to think they worked that shit out
(1:09:33 PM) Elaine: doubtful
(1:09:37 PM) Elaine: that tech is complex
(1:09:39 PM) Elaine: but we’ll see
(1:09:49 PM) Elaine: PASSION FOR GAMING
(1:09:51 PM) Elaine: FOR ALL THE THINGS
(1:09:51 PM) Leah: Yeah, but if it’s REQUIRED they are cutting off a huge portion of their audience if it doesn’t
(1:09:54 PM) Elaine: ALL THE ENTERTAINMENT
(1:09:57 PM) Leah: Like me
(1:09:58 PM) Elaine: yes
(1:09:59 PM) Elaine: true
(1:10:04 PM) Leah: If it requires a big room I can’t have one
(1:10:05 PM) Elaine: it’s still a seperate device though
(1:10:08 PM) Elaine: so it may not be required
(1:10:14 PM) Leah: Yes but I bet it will be in the box
(1:10:20 PM) Elaine: oh wow
(1:10:26 PM) Elaine: i can turn that on by talking to it?!
(1:10:28 PM) Elaine: ok yeah i’m in
(1:10:46 PM) Leah: If that works it is pretty cool
(1:10:53 PM) Elaine: that’s an easy command
(1:10:55 PM) Elaine: so it should work
(1:11:00 PM) Elaine: i like the new interface
(1:11:15 PM) Leah: I’m more worried about it turning on randomly if it’s in a spot where anyone… you know, talks or makes noise
(1:11:26 PM) Elaine: bc it’s a short command they can filter the shit out of it
(1:11:30 PM) Elaine: XBOX GO HOME
(1:11:32 PM) Elaine: YOU’RE DRUNK
(1:11:32 PM) Elaine: FUCK
(1:11:35 PM) Leah: YOURE
(1:11:36 PM) Leah: FUCK
(1:11:38 PM) Leah: I WAS TOO SLOW
(1:11:39 PM) Elaine: lol
(1:11:45 PM) Elaine: I GOT THERE FIRST MY CAPS LOCK WAS ALREADY ON
(1:11:47 PM) Elaine: FUUUUUUCCCKKK
(1:11:55 PM) Elaine: XBOX YOU WATCH TV
(1:11:59 PM) Leah: XBOX
(1:12:00 PM) Elaine: YOU WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT
(1:12:00 PM) Leah: BITCHES
(1:12:05 PM) Elaine: XBOX….FUCK YOUR MOTHER
(1:12:09 PM) Leah: XBOX
(1:12:10 PM) Elaine: XBOX….FUCK JOHN MADDEN
(1:12:10 PM) Leah: BOOM
(1:12:21 PM) Elaine: XBOX
(1:12:23 PM) Elaine: GAME
(1:12:24 PM) Elaine: TV
(1:12:25 PM) Elaine: GAME
(1:12:26 PM) Elaine: TV
(1:12:30 PM) Elaine: SIMON SAYS
(1:12:32 PM) Elaine: WATCH TV
(1:12:43 PM) Elaine: i would totally try to freak it out
(1:12:58 PM) Elaine: switching between tv and all that other shit is cool if it really works that quickly
(1:13:02 PM) Leah: Yes
(1:13:26 PM) Leah: It kind of seems like they’re basically saying HEY REMEMBER ALL THAT SHIT WE SAID THE KINECT WAS GOING TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING
(1:13:32 PM) Leah: WE ACTUALLY DID SOME OF IT
(1:13:46 PM) Elaine: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS PRETEND TO SKATEBOARD WE CAN FINALLY DOOOOO IT
(1:13:51 PM) Elaine: XBOX SNAP
(1:13:53 PM) Elaine: YOUR MOTHER
(1:13:57 PM) Leah: If they bring out Tony Hawk I might cry
(1:13:59 PM) Leah: With laughter
(1:14:05 PM) Elaine: XBOX
(1:14:06 PM) Elaine: SPOCK
(1:14:07 PM) Elaine: NOW
(1:14:08 PM) Elaine: FUCK
(1:14:13 PM) Leah: XBOX PORN
(1:14:30 PM) Elaine: XBOX
(1:14:32 PM) Elaine: PEOPEL FUCKING
(1:14:34 PM) Elaine: NOW
(1:14:44 PM) Elaine: NO I WON’T SAY PLEASE SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
(1:14:47 PM) Elaine: OH SHIT SKYPE!
(1:14:53 PM) Elaine: NEW TECHNOLOGY
(1:14:55 PM) Elaine: THE FUTURE IS NOW
(1:15:00 PM) Leah: LOLLLLLLZ
(1:15:05 PM) Elaine: you grab that movie
(1:15:08 PM) Elaine: grab it nice and slow
(1:15:36 PM) Elaine: I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU SHUTTING THE FUCK UP
(1:15:45 PM) Leah: That was so fucking awkward
(1:15:45 PM) Elaine: he was really angry when he said to sit back and enjoy it
(1:15:47 PM) Leah: It hurt a little
(1:15:52 PM) Elaine: SKYPE HANG UP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER
(1:16:05 PM) Elaine: XBOX RAGE QUIT
(1:16:12 PM) Leah: XBOX
(1:16:14 PM) Leah: BEER ME
(1:16:18 PM) Elaine: HAHAHAHHAHA
(1:16:20 PM) Elaine: XBOX SHOW FANTASY
(1:16:21 PM) Elaine: OH GOD
(1:16:28 PM) Elaine: thats fucking hilarious
(1:16:28 PM) Leah: That…..
(1:16:30 PM) Leah: I just….
(1:16:34 PM) Elaine: SO DIRTY
(1:16:34 PM) Leah: WHO LET THAT HAPPEN
(1:16:35 PM) Elaine: SO WRONG
(1:16:48 PM) Leah: blah blah sports don’t care
(1:17:07 PM) Elaine: OMG POLITICAL DEBATES
(1:17:09 PM) Elaine: SO EXCITING
(1:17:16 PM) Elaine: finding the remote?
(1:17:22 PM) Elaine: not being able to find porn?
(1:17:23 PM) Leah: That’s something you totally want XBox filtering for you
(1:17:27 PM) Elaine: paying too much for porn?
(1:17:39 PM) Elaine: hahahahaha
(1:17:40 PM) Leah: So…. it’s a DVR?
(1:17:41 PM) Elaine: oh vinny
(1:17:48 PM) Elaine: there is some CBS us in this motherfucker
(1:17:58 PM) Elaine: so
(1:18:06 PM) Elaine: my tv is my best friend?
(1:18:08 PM) Elaine: i can talk to it
(1:18:11 PM) Elaine: it can chagne the channel
(1:18:18 PM) Elaine: WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL NEED THIS HUSBAND OF MINE
(1:18:22 PM) Leah: There is a lot of voice recognition involved in this thing
(1:18:32 PM) Leah: Which is super impressive….if it works
(1:18:39 PM) Elaine: agreed
(1:18:41 PM) Leah: I hate that I just don’t fucking believe that it will
(1:18:44 PM) Leah: I hope it does
(1:18:49 PM) Elaine: voice recognition should work
(1:18:54 PM) Elaine: it works pretty well on kinect now actually
(1:18:58 PM) Elaine: gestures don’t but voice does
(1:19:12 PM) Elaine: CENTER OF ENTERTAINMENT
(1:19:14 PM) Elaine: TAKE A DRINK
(1:19:23 PM) Leah: NEW GENERATON
(1:19:26 PM) Elaine: magic and science!
(1:19:26 PM) Leah: TAKE ANOTHER ONE
(1:19:30 PM) Elaine: MAGIC AND SCIENCE
(1:19:32 PM) Elaine: DRINK THE BOTTLE
(1:19:47 PM) Elaine: the cloud
(1:19:50 PM) Elaine: keeeeepppp drinking
(1:19:56 PM) Leah: Did he and Mattrick like coordinate blazers?
(1:20:07 PM) Leah: LET’S BE BLAZER BUDDIES
(1:20:12 PM) Leah: UNDO THAT TOP BUTTON
(1:20:15 PM) Leah: IT’LL BE SEXY
(1:20:23 PM) Elaine: DON’T FUCKING WEAR A TIE THE BITCHES DON’T LIEK THAT ANYMORE
(1:20:24 PM) Elaine: FUCK MAN
(1:20:37 PM) Elaine: BITCHES LIKE IT WHEN YOU LOOK A LITTLE HOMELESS
(1:20:45 PM) Elaine: LIKE NOT ALL THE WAY HOMELESS BUT A LITTLE
(1:20:48 PM) Leah: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNTUCK THE SHIRT
(1:20:50 PM) Leah: UNTUCK IT MAN
(1:20:52 PM) Leah: WHAT THE FUCK
(1:20:58 PM) Leah: Oh shit, bluray?
(1:21:07 PM) Elaine: NO NO NOT THE PENIS. LEAVE THAT TUCKED. BUT THAT FUCKING SHIRT NEEDS TO COME OUT
(1:21:10 PM) Elaine: wow yeah blu-ray
(1:21:12 PM) Elaine: MARTIAL THE POWER
(1:21:16 PM) Leah: I guess they kind of had to
(1:21:26 PM) Elaine: it doesn’t mean it’ll play bluray movies though
(1:21:30 PM) Leah: True
(1:21:34 PM) Elaine: it could be proprietary like the Wii U is
(1:21:51 PM) Elaine: kernal.of.windows.
(1:21:53 PM) Leah: If they’re making it as media centric as all that, I would assume they will let it play discs
(1:22:03 PM) Elaine: maybe but they want to sell you digital content remember
(1:22:04 PM) Leah: MS has never gone proprietary
(1:22:07 PM) Elaine: they don’t want you to buy discs
(1:22:12 PM) Elaine: that doesn’t mean they won’t though
(1:22:25 PM) Leah: I suppose
(1:22:32 PM) Leah: IT’S FUCKING PSYCHIC
(1:22:40 PM) Elaine: IT KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE THINKING FUCK
(1:22:42 PM) Leah: HERE TAKE THIS CHIP AND PUT IT IN YOUR EAR
(1:22:44 PM) Leah: NO DEEPER
(1:22:50 PM) Elaine: PLUG THE CONTROLLER INTO PORT TWOOOOOO
(1:22:54 PM) Elaine: he said photons
(1:22:56 PM) Elaine: oh god
(1:22:58 PM) Elaine: really?
(1:23:05 PM) Elaine: ROCK SCIENCE LEVEL SHIT
(1:23:22 PM) Elaine: THEY NEED TO PLAY POWER BY KANYE RIGHT NOW
(1:23:26 PM) Elaine: they keep saying power
(1:23:28 PM) Elaine: play.it.
(1:23:29 PM) Elaine: fuck
(1:23:46 PM) Elaine: MORE JOINTS
(1:23:56 PM) Leah: YOUR XBOX DOES FUCKING TAI CHI BITCHES
(1:24:02 PM) Leah: IT IS IN FAR BETTER SHAPE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
(1:24:05 PM) Elaine: IT CAN READ YOUR HEART BEAT
(1:24:08 PM) Elaine: IT’S SKYNET
(1:24:15 PM) Leah: Confirmed
(1:24:21 PM) Elaine: shit
(1:24:24 PM) Leah: They should have called it XBox Skynet
(1:24:28 PM) Elaine: i’m gonna go get my bugout bag
(1:24:31 PM) Elaine: Skybox
(1:24:44 PM) Elaine: i like that controller
(1:24:46 PM) Elaine: a lot
(1:24:50 PM) Leah: It’s nice
(1:24:50 PM) Elaine: want to hold it
(1:24:52 PM) Elaine: in my hands
(1:24:56 PM) Leah: Pretty close to the old one
(1:25:00 PM) Elaine: yeah
(1:25:14 PM) Elaine: no share button like sony though
(1:25:21 PM) Elaine: but then again you can talk to this mother fucker
(1:25:39 PM) Leah: Sony = lets you share with your friends
(1:25:44 PM) Leah: Microsoft = replaces them
(1:25:45 PM) Elaine: recognizes you and the controller?
(1:25:46 PM) Elaine: really?
(1:26:06 PM) Elaine: so it loads your save based on your face? no more clicking anything?
(1:26:09 PM) Elaine: that’s crazy if it works
(1:26:13 PM) Elaine: NEW XBOX LIVE
(1:26:17 PM) Leah: I don’t think I like that
(1:26:22 PM) Elaine: i think it’s neat
(1:26:25 PM) Leah: Of course there is a new Xbox live
(1:26:26 PM) Elaine: and probably optional
(1:26:29 PM) Leah: Okay
(1:26:33 PM) Leah: Then I’m okay with it
(1:26:46 PM) Elaine: they’ve always been good about not forcing the motion/kinect login stuff
(1:26:50 PM) Elaine: even if you have the Kinect connected
(1:27:11 PM) Elaine: any time any where should require a drink
(1:27:16 PM) Leah: Yes
(1:27:21 PM) Elaine: dedicated
(1:27:31 PM) Elaine: yeah this stuff is like what Sony is doing with share and video and gameplay footage
(1:27:36 PM) Leah: MAGIC FUCKING MOMENTS
(1:27:37 PM) Elaine: ok microsoft i’m cool with that
(1:27:40 PM) Elaine: MAGIC MOTHER FUCKER
(1:27:42 PM) Elaine: RICHER MATCHES
(1:27:50 PM) Elaine: asyncronus take a drink
(1:27:57 PM) Leah: FIND YOUR GODDAMN SOULMATE
(1:28:06 PM) Elaine: IT HAS AN EHARMONY APP RIGHT?!
(1:28:14 PM) Elaine: LIVING AND PERSISTANT WORLDS
(1:28:14 PM) Leah: OH CHRIST I HOPE SO
(1:28:15 PM) Elaine: DRINK
(1:28:18 PM) Leah: That means always on
(1:28:21 PM) Leah: Translation achieved
(1:28:30 PM) Elaine: this thing is a media device
(1:28:36 PM) Elaine: it’s almost not worth owning with the internet
(1:28:39 PM) Elaine: like seriously
(1:28:46 PM) Elaine: may as well just buy the ps4 if that’s your situation
(1:28:54 PM) Elaine: hello there
(1:28:56 PM) Leah: I’m not concerned about not having it connected most of the time
(1:28:56 PM) Elaine: he’s attractive
(1:29:06 PM) Leah: I am concerned about what if my connection goes down for an hour
(1:29:13 PM) Leah: But anyway
(1:29:16 PM) Elaine: i think they’ll be able to mitigate htings like that
(1:29:29 PM) Leah: I fully expect to need internet for most features
(1:29:34 PM) Elaine: yes
(1:29:39 PM) Elaine: i think you’ll be ok if it goes down
(1:29:40 PM) Leah: You pretty much do now
(1:29:47 PM) Elaine: they will likely keep the option to have a save local on that HDD
(1:29:50 PM) Elaine: as well as opt for the cloud
(1:29:52 PM) Elaine: they aren’t stupid
(1:29:55 PM) Elaine: mostly
(1:30:21 PM) Leah: Okay, they finally got to games and they
(1:30:29 PM) Elaine: yeah its EA
(1:30:31 PM) Leah: have already lost me by talking about sports straight off
(1:30:37 PM) Leah: Fuck you EA
(1:30:42 PM) Elaine: this is the UFC game
(1:30:48 PM) Elaine: i knew this was coming
(1:31:04 PM) Elaine: it seems like EA might be doing a huge partnership with MS
(1:31:11 PM) Elaine: which will be very interesting for sony and nintendo
(1:31:23 PM) Leah: Well we already know how Nintendo is dealing with this
(1:31:28 PM) Leah: Which is to say crying in a corner
(1:31:33 PM) Elaine: NOT REGGIE
(1:31:36 PM) Elaine: HE’S BURNING SHIT DOWN
(1:31:38 PM) Leah: Because EA thinks they are unclean
(1:32:44 PM) Elaine: new technology
(1:32:47 PM) Leah: Well, if it’s called XBox ONE, might make sense for it to only have ONE united SKU….
(1:32:47 PM) Elaine: this is getting exhasuting
(1:32:48 PM) Elaine: drink
(1:32:52 PM) Elaine: WORD
(1:32:59 PM) Elaine: honestly all consoles should only have one SKU
(1:33:07 PM) Elaine: because multiple models are confusing and dumb
(1:33:13 PM) Leah: heheheheheheh it is all about inches Australian guy
(1:33:21 PM) Elaine: LOLZ
(1:35:30 PM) Elaine: SPORTS
(1:35:37 PM) Leah: Well woooo
(1:35:40 PM) Elaine: oh Phil
(1:35:43 PM) Elaine: come hang out
(1:35:52 PM) Elaine: how you doin’?
(1:36:00 PM) Leah: He looks like king of the douchebags
(1:36:02 PM) Elaine: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE MOTHER FUCKERS WITHOUT THE TOP BUTTON, BUTTONED
(1:36:08 PM) Elaine: yes. he’s so tan
(1:36:10 PM) Leah: IT IS A COMPANY MANDATE
(1:36:11 PM) Elaine: he looks orange
(1:36:14 PM) Elaine: HE’S GLOWING
(1:36:25 PM) Elaine: I WOULD LIKE MORE WHISKEY
(1:36:30 PM) Elaine: TALENTED, CREATIVE WHISKEY
(1:36:33 PM) Leah: He looks smug
(1:36:37 PM) Elaine: he is smug phil
(1:36:41 PM) Elaine: smug phil is smug
(1:36:56 PM) Elaine: INNOVATED
(1:36:56 PM) Leah: I would like to see him and Reggie have a fistfight
(1:37:04 PM) Elaine: reggie would beat the shit out of this mother fucker
(1:37:10 PM) Leah: Yes he would
(1:37:11 PM) Elaine: he’s a tiny man
(1:37:12 PM) Elaine: tiny
(1:37:13 PM) Leah: And it would be funny
(1:37:19 PM) Elaine: Tiem for racing cars
(1:37:24 PM) Leah: MORE SHIT I DO NOT CARE ABOUT
(1:37:33 PM) Elaine: i like to race cars
(1:37:37 PM) Elaine: this music though
(1:37:41 PM) Elaine: it’s a litlte epic
(1:37:44 PM) Leah: Oh I recognize I am not the target here
(1:37:51 PM) Leah: But I still don’t car
(1:37:53 PM) Leah: e
(1:38:00 PM) Elaine: I think I don’t car was funnier
(1:38:03 PM) Elaine: more relevant
(1:38:10 PM) Leah: I wish I had done that on purpose
(1:38:18 PM) Elaine: i wish you hadn’t fixed it
(1:39:09 PM) Leah: ZING RYAN
(1:39:15 PM) Elaine: OH WORD?
(1:39:20 PM) Elaine: MULTI ALL THE THINGS
(1:39:21 PM) Elaine: MULTI
(1:39:23 PM) Elaine: REAL VISUALS
(1:39:47 PM) Elaine: oh remmedy
(1:39:47 PM) Elaine: cool
(1:39:58 PM) Leah: I’m listening…
(1:40:05 PM) Elaine: you have my attention captain douche
(1:40:12 PM) Leah: Pop that collar bro
(1:40:15 PM) Elaine: Quantum Break ehhh
(1:40:16 PM) Elaine: let’s see
(1:40:30 PM) Elaine:
(1:40:58 PM) Elaine: what in the hell is going on here
(1:41:01 PM) Elaine: wow
(1:41:08 PM) Elaine: shit getting tore up looks good there
(1:41:27 PM) Leah: This makes
(1:41:28 PM) Leah: no sense
(1:41:33 PM) Leah: But it does look very pretty
(1:41:33 PM) Elaine: it’s not supposed to
(1:41:40 PM) Elaine: it’ll make sense at E3
(1:41:42 PM) Elaine: no it won’t
(1:42:00 PM) Elaine: new IP makes me interested
(1:42:19 PM) Elaine: 15 exclusives in year 1 with 8 being new IP makes me want to buy their console
(1:42:22 PM) Elaine: because I want new
(1:42:26 PM) Elaine: I’m tired of iterations now
(1:42:46 PM) Elaine: a lady?
(1:42:47 PM) Elaine: really?
(1:42:54 PM) Elaine: DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME NINTENDO DID THIS
(1:42:54 PM) Leah: I don’t think I know of this woman
(1:43:03 PM) Leah: She can only be better than Cammy
(1:43:06 PM) Elaine: yes
(1:43:09 PM) Elaine: she already sounds intelligent
(1:43:10 PM) Elaine: WIN
(1:43:13 PM) Elaine: GO LADY GO
(1:43:17 PM) Leah: And she isn’t wearing Hammer pants
(1:43:25 PM) Elaine: STOP.XBOX TIME.
(1:43:45 PM) Elaine: EVERYONE WITH THE BLAZERS TODAY JESUS CHRIST EVEN TEH LADY
(1:43:49 PM) Leah: This is a purely superficial thing to say, but I like that they have a woman and not a pretty little girl out there
(1:43:55 PM) Elaine: I agree with that
(1:44:00 PM) Elaine: and she knows how to speak
(1:44:05 PM) Elaine: and isn’t too over the top
(1:44:08 PM) Leah: As opposed to LOOK WE GOT A GIRL DUDES CHECK THAT SHIT OUT
(1:44:08 PM) Elaine: digging it
(1:44:18 PM) Elaine: LOOK AT HER ASS IN THOSE SHORTS AND THAT BLAZER
(1:44:24 PM) Leah: These people do not know what a water cooler is
(1:44:29 PM) Elaine: agreed
(1:44:31 PM) Leah: Well I mean the press does
(1:44:37 PM) Elaine: but the children at home do not
(1:44:40 PM) Leah: No
(1:44:48 PM) Elaine: Halo….
(1:44:53 PM) Elaine: i’m listening even though I don’t want to be
(1:45:02 PM) Elaine: oh jesus another lady?
(1:45:03 PM) Elaine: wow MS
(1:45:07 PM) Leah: Well, this is not a real surprise, so hopefully it will be cool
(1:45:10 PM) Leah: I do like Halo
(1:45:14 PM) Elaine: theres the little girl
(1:45:18 PM) Leah: Okay, THERE’S the hot chick
(1:45:20 PM) Elaine: right
(1:45:22 PM) Elaine: word
(1:45:30 PM) Leah: Well, that doesn’t neceessarily mean she’s worthless
(1:45:53 PM) Elaine: true. but she’s almost over acting
(1:45:58 PM) Leah: She doesn’t present herself as well as the other lady
(1:45:58 PM) Elaine: it’s awkward
(1:46:03 PM) Elaine: she’s young and seems scared
(1:46:21 PM) Leah: Well, she is on a stage in front of a bunch of sweaty journalist nerd dudes
(1:46:27 PM) Elaine: true
(1:46:29 PM) Leah: I’d be nervous too I’m sure
(1:46:52 PM) Leah: HAHAHAHAH THAT IS SO FUNNY STEVE
(1:47:00 PM) Leah: CAN I CALL YOU STEVE
(1:47:19 PM) Leah: Wait a second
(1:47:29 PM) Leah: .
(1:47:30 PM) Leah: .
(1:47:32 PM) Leah: .
(1:47:36 PM) Elaine: oooooook
(1:47:37 PM) Elaine: wow
(1:47:40 PM) Elaine: xbox tv series?
(1:47:43 PM) Elaine: err halo
(1:47:44 PM) Elaine: wow
(1:47:50 PM) Elaine: Nancy tell me more things
(1:47:52 PM) Elaine: you are interesting
(1:47:57 PM) Elaine: and not douchy
(1:48:07 PM) Leah: Your collar is distinctly unpopped
(1:48:10 PM) Elaine: GAME.CHANGING.
(1:48:12 PM) Leah: GAME CHANGING TAKE A DRINK
(1:48:30 PM) Elaine: this will be sunday ticket
(1:48:32 PM) Leah: OH FUCK IS MADDEN GOING TO SHOW UP
(1:48:35 PM) Elaine: with some sort of interactivity
(1:48:42 PM) Elaine: if madden shows up on this video i will shit myself
(1:48:44 PM) Elaine: right here at my desk
(1:48:46 PM) Elaine: RIGHT HERE
(1:48:56 PM) Leah: Whoops, back to not caring
(1:52:00 PM) Elaine: LATER.THIS.YEAR.
(1:52:02 PM) Leah: OH NO SHIT DON?
(1:52:08 PM) Leah: WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING SURPRISE
(1:52:14 PM) Elaine: I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE
(1:52:24 PM) Leah: MAYBE YOU COULD TRY SHOWING SOME GAMES THERE
(1:52:29 PM) Leah: JUST A GODDAMN THOUGHT
(1:52:35 PM) Elaine: HERE COMES THE SHOOTER TO CLOSE IT OUT
(1:52:36 PM) Leah: And here’s the CoD
(1:52:38 PM) Leah: Do
(1:52:39 PM) Leah: Not
(1:52:40 PM) Leah: Care
(1:52:50 PM) Leah: Although I guess I care more about this than I did about the sports
(1:53:14 PM) Elaine: keeping that early exclusive is big
(1:53:22 PM) Leah: MOER LIKE JOCKBOX M I RITE
(1:53:38 PM) Elaine: is he even wearing a shirt under the blazer
(1:53:40 PM) Elaine: is he?!
(1:53:43 PM) Leah: I dont think so
(1:53:45 PM) Elaine: it doesn’t look like it
(1:53:47 PM) Elaine: ewwww
(1:53:48 PM) Leah: Oh no he is
(1:53:53 PM) Leah: It is just the same color
(1:53:58 PM) Leah: And he has like three buttons undone
(1:54:03 PM) Elaine: lord
(1:54:07 PM) Elaine: WHO DRESSED THESE FUCKERS
(1:54:14 PM) Leah: I’m telling you, it was Mattrick
(1:54:16 PM) Leah: They had a party
(1:54:19 PM) Leah: All got makeovers
(1:54:29 PM) Leah: He ceremonially popped all of their collars
(1:54:30 PM) Elaine: painted their toenails?
(1:55:37 PM) Elaine: AMERICA IS CRIPPLED
(1:55:50 PM) Leah: OH NO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ODDS?
(1:55:57 PM) Elaine: MOTHERFUCKING DOG
(1:56:01 PM) Elaine: KISS THAT DOG
(1:56:03 PM) Elaine: DOG MOCAP
(1:56:06 PM) Elaine: OH SHIT SON
(1:56:08 PM) Leah: Okay the dog is the best part of this whole thing
(1:56:15 PM) Elaine: that dog will fuck your shit up
(1:56:17 PM) Elaine: bring it
(1:56:52 PM) Elaine: this is an opportune time for us to revinvent….DOGS
(1:56:56 PM) Elaine: oh god immersion was said
(1:56:56 PM) Elaine: drink
(1:56:58 PM) Elaine: all
(1:56:59 PM) Elaine: the
(1:56:59 PM) Elaine: things
(1:57:33 PM) Elaine: http://kotaku.com/the-xbox-is-not-always-online-but-seems-to-block-used-509077987
(1:57:35 PM) Elaine: that is interesting
(1:59:29 PM) Leah: It will also be the most expensive Call of Duty game we have ever made
(1:59:35 PM) Elaine: word
(1:59:51 PM) Elaine: i love that vinny is talking about him looking sharp
(2:00:08 PM) Leah: That’s because he is basically wearing a black V-neck
(2:00:14 PM) Elaine: DOGS
(2:00:19 PM) Elaine: look at how cute that fucker is
(2:00:23 PM) Elaine: i want to smooch him
(2:00:42 PM) Leah: BREAKING NEWS
(2:00:43 PM) Elaine: HAIRS
(2:00:44 PM) Leah: ARM HAIRS
(2:02:39 PM) Leah: Man they are REALLY focusing on the dog
(2:02:41 PM) Leah: That is great
(2:02:49 PM) Elaine: this is a pretty looking game
(2:03:15 PM) Elaine: puppy
(2:04:50 PM) Elaine: i liked the ps4 event better
(2:04:53 PM) Leah: By far
(2:04:55 PM) Elaine: they actually showed stuff being played
(2:04:57 PM) Leah: Yes
(2:04:59 PM) Elaine: but this stuff is neat too
(2:05:08 PM) Elaine: i do like the TV functionality bc it will get don interested in the box
(2:05:18 PM) Leah: heheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehe
(2:05:23 PM) Elaine: LOL BOX
(2:05:29 PM) Leah: Interested in teh box
(2:05:37 PM) Elaine: http://i.imgur.com/LjKPRZr.gif

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